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Cheffing Twit
To start my greatest book, I must tell my audience --you, that my achievement is solely possible thanks to many years of training. I've trained in the finest culinary schools and restaurants across the world and have learned many delicious recipes as a result of my years of training. In this book, you'll learn how to cook many things without any real problem, so much so that it will be unnecessary to read anything else in the establishment you're currently in. What will you need more: bad food and/or entertainment or actual delicious meals?
Our first recipe calls for milk, bananas, cool whip, egg and sprinkles. Pour milk into a large boiler, then crack a few eggs inside. While that's boiling, mush up several bananas or put them in a blender, once the milk is boiling pour the bananas inside and stir it up. Once the mixture gets thick enough, pour it out into a heat resistant container to cool and congeal. Place it in a refrigerator, after 5-20 minutes, take it out and pour sprinkles in it and stir until you see them everywhere within the mixture. And now you have surprise banana pudding!
Our next recipe calls for any cake mix you would like to buy, don't try doing this from scratch unless you have my cake baking skills. Once you have your favorite cake mix, purchase chocolate shell topping. Once you have these, bake the cake, let cool, then cut it into cubes, and cover each in chocolate. After this set them on wax paper and set them in the freezer. After a few minutes they should already be hard enough to pick up and eat! Now you can either have them for a snack, or continue dressing them up!
Peanut cream pie is our next recipe, for those who can't consume them, Nutella can be used instead. If you can't stand nuts, then replace it entirely with Carmel. First you buy (replace when necessary) peanut butter and jelly it down and put into a large bowl, mix in chocolate syrup and cool whip. Then pour the hot mixture (reheating when needed) into a large pie crust but not to completely fill it up, then bake it. After this, the hot pie should still be very gooey, and so put in your favorite ice cream which should melt immediately. There should be enough of the previous mixture to fill in the crust at this point. Once it's filled, cover the top with lattice if desired, let cool a little more and freeze. Now you have a peanut butter (or simply nuts) cream pie.
Is it near the holidays or do you have a random urge for gingerbread?! I encourage buying a premade mixture to do this to save time. Get thick icing, gumdrops, Carmel corn, twizzlers and mints for decoration, though you can use any candy you want. Pour mixture into pans that will be the size of the walls you want, do the same for the ceiling and floor. Though a decent roof will be smaller and use two "walls", (unless you want a flat top house). Before putting it together, cut a door into the front of the house, and windows, it can be as many as you want but it's normal to have 1 door and 2 windows. Put the pieces together with icing and add more on the roof to make other candies stick in place, (There's a better idea to simulate snow) if you have a setup for a lawn, you can use the icing as snow though. Peppermints and twizzlers can be strewn here as decorations, the latter can be shaped into any decorations you wanted, and peppermints help with these. Ensure they're different colors or it's a waste of your time and monies. Last but not least: sprinkle Confectionate sugar over the roof and other places to give the house a snowy look!
You skip to the end, and find the epilogue. Anyone can be a great chef, it only takes using ingredients to your advantage. Fresh or premade, there's a way around any problem you'd face. You simply must try not to be a cheffing twit, I named this book after those of you who don't realize they can cook, but you're no longer that anymore!
Lifeater
There was a girl who was born in hard times, in spite of this she fell in love with a boy in the same orphanage. It turns out that he liked her back, but by the time they learned about each other.. he left the orphanage to pursue his dreams. She stayed behind as she still had no financial support nor was old enough to betaken seriously, whereas the boy was adopted by police officers. By the time she was in her 20s, she had saved up enough to leave the orphanage safely and into her own apartment. She learned that the boy was still within the city but simply never visited her, she was both angered that he'd forget her.. but also wondered if he was actually alive and well and WOULD OF visited if he had a chance to. So she started to search for him via looking up the sheriff's office and the list of officers: she found his name there, and figured he was probably trained into joining the force so much so that he had his mind set on only that and was essentially brainwashed. So she went to see him and found he was sent on a stakeout somewhere away from that neighborhood, and wouldn't be back for a long time.
So the girl waited initially to see him again, but after a few months. She had ran into trouble at her work and wasn't aware that the boy had returned back in the area and was almost immediately told to go on another stakeout. When she learned he WAS there for a short time, she was hurt that she missed him and therefore considered joining the force to see him again, as most friendships she tried forging in the orphanage and as a adult were temporary and not as strong as with the boy.. they were all acquaintences which made her feel very hollow and gave her a type of dread when going out. So she finally decided to become a officer. After some suspicious enrolling she was at first simply told to survey the area, there was nothing really going on in this part of the city, so it was very easy up to the point of utter boredom. The girl now knew why it was so easy to become a officer, and why no real physical training was required. But she was essentially being paid to exist so there was no complaints on her way to meet her crush.
One day the sheriff gave her many accolades for her weeks of service and told her she would get a higher position, she would help others for e criminals out of hiding. While she wasn't ready for a shootout nor a high-speed chase: she could assist other officers and her very presence in uniform could be used as a strategy. So she agreed and was sent uptown, there she learned there was much more crime and the more dangerous criminals were being hunted down. The officers were encouraged to kill first, and only arrest if it seemed as if they're wrong about what that criminal did. But seeing how most criminals were brazen about their crimes and openly assaulted officers and victimizing others... It was safe to say that these people should of been taken down a very long time ago.... The officers here we're not relaxed as the others and quickly caught the girl up on the situation, and upon learning she was yet another person simply thrown into the situation without proper experience..she was assigned to watch the squad cars..A LOT. This was a constant job she got and was to keep the criminals from sneaking upon the others, usually the area would only have the police and criminals there, so she was encouraged to shoot wildly if she saw anyone suspicious sneaking upon them. Doing so would of course alert the others to immediately shoot the criminals if she didn't, this was very intense to her as she went from casually helping people to possibly killing. The girl was weary despite not having to actually go after criminals herself: riding with battle hardened murderers and having to rush most of the day and stay up very late at night was stressful to the point she considered quitting the force and forgetting about seeing the boy again. She felt as if she was a tool now rather than having any resemblance to how she was before: willing to take risks for something deeper. So she prepared her resignation letter and sent it through the chain of command.
There was a day shortly after this she was sent back home: upon arriving in her hometown, the sheriff sent her to another area due to how well she assisted the other officers. She realized her letter didn't reach him and tried bringing it up, when the sheriff caught on, he explained he needs a replacement for her and it was difficult as no one was signing up to become a officer, and her appearance was miracle to them, along with her competence: literally everybody wanted her to stay (despite how rough things were and how they spoke to her in tense situations) while she was surprised at this..she remembered that she joined to find the boy and as of now, personally, there was absolutely no benefit at all. She can easily make more money doing anything else besides a job that risks her life, so she insisted that she should go as she would be no good if she got PTSD while on duty. The sheriff understood and reminded her he'd need a replacement as now things were planned around having a "extra" officer there to help, so while another officer would be found, she would have to go on one more mission. The girl reluctantly went to upstate and into a rundown area, the sun was constantly blocked in the day and only the moon was visible there at night. When she first arrived, she was put in a similar position as before, helping during gunfights and assisting the killer officers. But she found the boy in a few hours in her first day of the job! The boy didn't recognize her of course, but she did him as he didn't physically change too much except his hardened expressions and muscular build. But after the first shootout, she brought up the orphanage which at first was strange to hear about...until she reminded him of herself... The boy was on guard by default even after he recognized his childhood crush, but soften up a great deal when she risked telling him WHY SHE FOLLOWED HIM there. It turned out that the boy had merely hid his more caring side as he was trained and taught how to fight criminals and be a servant basically to his adoptive parents and now the police..with his only peace being from his friendly peers and now his new friends on the force. Still he was staying stoic until he remembered her, and completely opened up about the truth of the mission and his stance: the government learned there was a anomaly in random places in the world. Many officers besides them were secretly sent to mostly abandon areas to see what was going on, after researchers, scientists and G-men were all killed. While they have the skills to fight, it's difficult to kill criminals who were in the moonlight under the light of the full moon in these areas. While she wasn't taking the revelation seriously, the boy then shows her something the next night: the moon looked full every night in this area and never went into different phases at all. The constant stakeouts in other areas was directly because of this, and something was causing the moon to stay full and drive criminal minds crazy to the point of if constant violence. The girl asks what did he know, and the boy explains what they all knew is that someone is artificially altering the atmosphere to make this happens.. but he would sometimes see the figure of a monsterous humanoid figure in the day. He believes it's because he tried to reason with some of the criminals, so the "mastermind" has tried to talk to him! He isn't sure how to make direct contact with the thing though, as the figure would always vanish in a few seconds but showed up enough to show it was very real,(and not a hallucination from the stress of always being near murders) the thing would alter events sometimes as "tests" that would affect others: like move things, anger the criminals further or steal small things like clothes, food and weapons to see what would happen. The girl believe him after his and the duo worked together to find out what the monster was and how to stop the glow of the mind altering moonlight, and save the innocent and tempted from the thing that's eating their lives.
You skip through to the end; it's a stereotypical partial romance to trick readers into thinking something's there.. but the girl ends up with someone else, and the monster revelation was a complete cop-out
STUNKS
In early recorded history: stocks plummeted due to failed online businesses. But rose again due to housing and tech booms. It fell again due to a housing crash and bank thefts, then was again on the rise thanks to the bull market and another tech boom. A virus outbreak caused stocks to plummet again, then rose when the government returned money to the citizens. It fell again thanks to inflation, but this nearly lead to another crash..thanks to price drops and a.i. boom this was avoided. But stocks rose again after a very violent rebellion by the people which shut down the government for several years. This gives rise to the new cities and repair of many uninhabitable areas, making more opportunities for many around the entire world.
This book goes into more details about why stocks rise and fall, and how to get more money now. But it's extremely and extraordinarily and impossibly risky, so you ignore this.
Techy Union
You open the book to the only page worth reading: everything else can be found in normal engineering ect books. But this looks like a unique concept:
The Celeste Pro 4.8 is the latest prototype in our list of new technology from Microsoft, this is the list of details before we divulge the real power of this new machine. It has 12-inch screens and a single inch screen with PixelSense. The processor is now Qualcomm Snapdragon X. The new O.S. is Windows 58, with a aluminum finish and wood-material coating by Schiedmayer, after the failure of Google. Built-in AI tools when in demo mode. All-day performance and 1-hour charge time for battery. The Celeste Pro is a piano unlike anything known to mankind, like the failed prototypes it uses the keyboard to interact with the CPU, keys navigate the screens and click on whatever the user needs. The default setup has keys C5, D5 and E5 controlling the onscreen cursor and clicking onscreen. E5 is for right-clicks, due to the versatile keyboard, this can be reversed for left-handed peoples. (The full range for the Celeste is C3 - F8) Each key outside the center keys activates a different window on screen (up to 7), and the others control each bar inside. The keys are all connected to the screen shown over the lid, and players are able to multitask by tapping multiple keys at once, depending on the set up. Damper pedals can immediately close screens, apps and other things to clean the screen. Several SD cards and USBs can be used in the Celesta, along with customizing the entire CPU. The back can be opened to easily access that and the motherboard area, while the aforementioned can be put in front over the keyboard. The response time is extremely quick so it can seem as if one is playing the Celeste Pro instead of surfing the web or working. The machine comes with different built in apps too, it can of course play music by default and deliver the most pure heavenly sounds when played. It can also be used as a piano, organ and any other instrument, similar to how toy keyboards can have any sound. The screen can be adjusted so that it can be in "share mode" (as it will be by default) or private mode where it will move down to where pianists rest music books, actual books also come with it along with a sort of etch n sketch function, of course done with the keys. While the original set up is optimize for maximum user comfortability and sharing, everything can be adjusted to use in any way. Due to Celeste being a computer and not truly a Celeste piano: it only weighs 40-lbs. While it's light enough for a able bodied person to carry, the Celeste Pro 4.8 can be equipped with pretty much any CPU set-up, so weight can vary. The Celesta Pro 4.8 is the perfect household supercomputer for everyone!
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