Watch it!

 

You step aside as he swings by and pinch his behind, the superhero screams "Yaaaaahoohoohooweeeeee!" as he zooms straight up over a skyscraper! You wonder at how this happened, when you realize you're surrounded by police and civilians; someone saw you beat up their local and favorite superhero! "Did you pinch him!??" A cop asks in disappointment and anger, before you could explain you're called off while people "boo" you and start crying..

For real dude?